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Eavesdropped on the following thoughts lately:
You know you are in for a long night when your buy in at the blackjack table is 1k dollars.

Convinced that a digital replication of a blackjack table only serves to deceive players.

Bob Saget is angry oh know. Here is a recent toss up about the former hit TV SHOW Full House:

One of the quips in question came from Jeff Ross:
“Full House should have been called blackjack, because you hit on the Olsens when they were eight and didn’t stop till they we’re twenty-one.”
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Seriously one of the best celebrity blackjack jokes ive heard in awhile.

Herein lies the story of one internet blackjack addict. This is exactly why you need to have good strategy and know when to walk away from the tables. Gambling is like cigarettes once you start you never stop so if you start you better know how to smokem.

Ever since he was very young, Sean G. used to drive the 275 miles between Los Angeles and Las Vegas to gamble. But when he started to gamble online, his bets – and losses – went out of control.

His initial $10 and $50 bets moved to $100 bets, and he ended up betting between $1,000 and $2,000 a week, said the Los Angeles resident, who was interviewed on the condition that he would not to be publicly identified.

“I started winning and I thought I could do that all the time,” said 39-year-old Sean. “When I lost, I didn’t get scared because I thought I could still beat it, …but it didn’t take long to take out of control.”

Only in Connecticut could casino revenue losses be blamed on players luck, and not on bad management. Seriously folks this is a ridiculous sign of bad management.

Mohegan Sun officials said the casino’s net income in the third quarter dropped 89 percent compared with the same period last year, and they’re placing some of the blame on gamblers’ extraordinary luck.
The Mohegan Tribal Gaming Authority reported net income of $5 million Thursday for the three months ending June 30.

Mitchell Etess, Mohegan Sun’s president and chief executive officer, said the casino had an extremely long streak of bad luck.

Gamblers played about $611 million at table games during the quarter, a 6.4 percent increase. The casino kept about 11.6 percent of that gambling money, nearly 5 percent less than it did during last year’s quarter.

This guy obviously took too many hits on the bong this weekend. Deciding instead of betting his hard earned cash, to bet his smokey kaibash instead.

Remember when betting in blackjack, the dealer probably smokes the best bud, after he wins. Not before. So never smoke and play blackjack.